Tuesday, 26 September 2017

Weekly News 19 May 2015

  • Category: News
  • Published: Tuesday, 19 May 2015 14:53
  • Written by Big Dave
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Briefest of headlines this week!

I trust none of you turned up for swimming this morning (Tue 19) and that you won’t try to do so on Thu (21) or Sat 24 May? No doubt the repairs taking place at Kings will enhance your watery pleasure in the future – so something to look forward too!

And talking of pleasures, if you enjoy a good erection in the morning then why not come along and help the club achieve a big one at East Grinstead Sports Club this Saturday morning when we finally take delivery of the missing shed parts and put it all together? Keith and Jane have already offered their help (and a flask and biscuits) and I’m hoping Roger “The Power Tool” Taylor will be along doing his very best Bob The Builder impression? Sadly Mr Chairman is unavailable to assist – his word not mine as  he believes he does help at these things – due to a week long appointment in a French vineyard!  Meet in the car park up there at 8.00am and with any luck it should only be a couple of hours?

Don’t forget that if you are racing anywhere over the next few months to let me know how you get on and I can broadcast your triumphs to the rest of the club – adding of course my own brand of uninformed commentary!

Race Committee de-brief tonight (Tue) and thanks to Darren Howe for his feedback (aided and abetted by Chris Welch) which we’ll be pleased to ignore completely on the grounds of decency!

And talking of indecent proposals, the EGTC Xmas Party is on Sat 5th December for those of you who maybe haven’t yet put the date in your diary?

Train safe

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